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Monologue Jokes – May 22, 2013
1. The Army is planning on launching a new reality TV program aimed at recruiting 18- to 24-year-olds to enlist in the military. I thought we already had that and it was called NASCAR. 2. The Army is...
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June 8, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a speech last week, Ray Kurzweil, the director of engineering at Google, said that humans will be hybrids, part man, part machine, by 2030. “I can’t wait to have a human part,” said Mitt Romney....
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June 12, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz said if he’s elected he will roll-back President Obama’s executive orders that loosened the country’s immigration policy. Said immigrants, “If you’re elected, we’re no...
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May 19, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. In an effort to reach younger voters, British Prime Minister David Cameron has joined Tinder. Cameron has also joined AirBnB to find a new place to sleep after his wife found out that he joined...
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July 21, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. The people behind ‘Game of Thrones’ are making a new HBO show set in a world where the South won the Civil War. It will be like ‘Game of Thrones’ but with more incest. 2. David and Victoria...
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